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Illustration for joke: A young Scottish lad decided to use a massage gun on his eyes to relax.
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A young Scottish lad decided to use a massage gun on his eyes to relax.

Now he can't see the point of anything, which is ironic, because that's exactly the bit he should've avoided.

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