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Illustration for joke: The Navy says it's replacing its ageing destroyers with new drone-equipped warships.
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The Navy says it's replacing its ageing destroyers with new drone-equipped warships.

Finally, a fleet that can deliver a parcel, take a holiday photo, and lose at sea — all without anyone aboard.

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