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Illustration for joke: A South Korean bank manager got caught nicking £35,000 from the vault and swapping it for play money
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A South Korean bank manager got caught nicking £35,000 from the vault and swapping it for play money covered in cartoon animals.

Police knew something was off when the ATM started dispensing crisp new notes featuring a smiling badger and the slogan 'legal-ish tender'.

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