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Illustration for joke: The Clacton by-election has attracted 34 candidates, including 20 independents and several joke cand
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The Clacton by-election has attracted 34 candidates, including 20 independents and several joke candidates.

Officials say it's the first ballot paper long enough to double as a bath towel, and voters are being advised to bring a packed lunch and possibly a will.

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