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Illustration for joke: Campaigners warn the UK's poultry growth plan is a national security risk because it depends on impo
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Campaigners warn the UK's poultry growth plan is a national security risk because it depends on imported animal feed.

So for once the phrase 'chicken and national defence' actually involves an army that runs at the first sign of trouble.

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