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Illustration for joke: The Chinese have built a motorway that passes straight over the top of a dozen apartment buildings.
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The Chinese have built a motorway that passes straight over the top of a dozen apartment buildings.

Finally, somewhere the phrase 'I live just off the M25' is a genuine boast rather than a cry for help.

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