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Illustration for joke: King Charles emerged from a Tardis at the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony, proving the monarchy
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King Charles emerged from a Tardis at the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony, proving the monarchy really has mastered time travel.

It only took him seventy years to arrive, and even then he turned up looking older than when he set off.

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