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Illustration for joke: Reform UK have reported someone to the police over a cheeky T-shirt about Nigel.
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Reform UK have reported someone to the police over a cheeky T-shirt about Nigel.

It's the first time in history a party's official policy on immigration has been 'please arrest this garment'.

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