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Illustration for joke: A man in China faked his own funeral to dodge a drunk-driving charge, but the plan fell apart almost
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A man in China faked his own funeral to dodge a drunk-driving charge, but the plan fell apart almost immediately.

Turns out it's very hard to convince the police you're dead when you keep turning up to check how the funeral's going.

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