Illustration for joke: Thames Water is paying its finance chief a £1m bonus despite the company being billions in debt and

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Thames Water is paying its finance chief a £1m bonus despite the company being billions in debt and leaking sewage everywhere.

It seems the only thing they're better at managing than water is a completely straight face.

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