Illustration for joke: Andy Burnham has urged shops to stop selling disposable BBQs during the dry spell.

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Andy Burnham has urged shops to stop selling disposable BBQs during the dry spell.

In a stunning act of solidarity, the British summer immediately clouded over and started raining, rendering the whole debate delightfully moot.

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