Illustration for joke: Westminster council says the Charing Cross soup kitchen isn't safe for the vulnerable people it serv

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Westminster council says the Charing Cross soup kitchen isn't safe for the vulnerable people it serves.

Reassuring to know the council's top priority is protecting the homeless from the terrifying dangers of being given a hot meal.

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