Illustration for joke: I bought that fancy 12-in-1 air fryer to reinvent myself and find my energy.

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I bought that fancy 12-in-1 air fryer to reinvent myself and find my energy.

Three weeks later I've reinvented myself as a man who owns twelve appliances and can still only make chips.

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