Illustration for joke: Manchester United are reportedly working hard to complete their transfer business before the Septemb

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Manchester United are reportedly working hard to complete their transfer business before the September 1 deadline.

In related news, Birmingham's cars managed to complete their moves much faster — straight out the Asda car park and into a lake.

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