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Illustration for joke: Andy Burnham says he won't vote on the assisted dying bill so he doesn't sway the debate.
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Andy Burnham says he won't vote on the assisted dying bill so he doesn't sway the debate.

It's the first time in political history a man has abstained from an argument to avoid being too persuasive, which colleagues describe as the least Andy Burnham thing he's ever done.

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