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Illustration for joke: Milo Yiannopoulos, the ex-gay still-British commentator who once demanded 'zero immigration, no ifs,
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Milo Yiannopoulos, the ex-gay still-British commentator who once demanded 'zero immigration, no ifs, no buts,' has just been detained by ICE for allegedly overstaying his visa.

Turns out the 'no buts' clause applied to his own bottom line too.

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