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Illustration for joke: A Taiwanese man got five months in jail for using his robot vacuum to catch his cheating wife — whic
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A Taiwanese man got five months in jail for using his robot vacuum to catch his cheating wife — which raises an important question.

The robot got off scot-free, but frankly it was just doing what it was built for: sucking up other people's dirt.

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