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Illustration for joke: Microsoft is selling Windows 11 Pro for £9.97 and a lifetime licence, but I couldn't help noticing t
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Microsoft is selling Windows 11 Pro for £9.97 and a lifetime licence, but I couldn't help noticing the catch.

It's a lifetime licence for the PC, not for you, which explains why my laptop looks smugger than I do these days.

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