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Illustration for joke: Ed Sheeran fans are reportedly 'torn' and 'in two minds' about whether to attend his next gig.
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Ed Sheeran fans are reportedly 'torn' and 'in two minds' about whether to attend his next gig.

Which is impressive, because most of them only turned up for the one song that sounds exactly like all the others.

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