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Illustration for joke: I ordered a bacon sandwich on a food app and its AI showed me a photo of bacon-flavoured soda.
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I ordered a bacon sandwich on a food app and its AI showed me a photo of bacon-flavoured soda.

Finally, a breakfast you can both drink and immediately regret — now with 100% more fizzy existential dread.

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