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Illustration for joke: A monkey jumped into a holidaymaker's lap by the pool and decided he was her safe place to rest with
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A monkey jumped into a holidaymaker's lap by the pool and decided he was her safe place to rest with her baby.

Which is more than my own kids managed — they haven't considered me a safe place since I tried to explain TikTok.

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