Joke du Jour

A brand new joke every morning · Powered by AI

Illustration for joke: I heard a chap in China is making a fortune running salons where people pay to be gently scratched.
Pun

I heard a chap in China is making a fortune running salons where people pay to be gently scratched.

It's the only business where the customers leave absolutely itching to come back.

Previous jokes
I heard a chap in China is making a fortune running salons w 2 Nov A businessman in China is making a fortune running salons wh 1 Nov Reform UK has launched its own newspaper, with Nigel Farage 30 Oct Why did the British weather forecaster bring a ladder to wor 29 Oct A monkey jumped into a holidaymaker's lap by the pool and de 28 Oct I ordered a bacon sandwich on a food app and its AI showed m 27 Oct Why did the British weather forecaster bring a ladder to wor 26 Oct Why did the British weather forecaster bring a ladder to wor 25 Oct Why did the British weather forecaster bring a ladder to wor 23 Oct Why did the British weather forecaster bring a ladder to wor 22 Oct A second Labour MP has referred himself for investigation ov 21 Oct Why did the British tea refuse to go to the therapist? 20 Oct Trump halted massive sanctions on Russia just days before th 17 Oct A bus managed to hit a train that was parked on the French s 16 Oct